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    Font - You Know My Name @LookAtDustin What y'all gotta get from Target? PrinceTyy @princetyy_ Target will tell me when I get there
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    Font - riley from hivemind @RileyJohnSavage you're telling me a cis teen built this chapel? 2:59 PM · 2021-03-14 · Twitter for iPhone 3,600 Retweets 64 Quote Tweets 28.7K Likes
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    Cartoon - I feel you brother HULK WILL SLEEP NOW, AND MAYBE WHEN HULK VWAKES UP-- --EVERYTHING THAT HAS MADE HULK TIRED WILL BE CHANGED !
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    Font - My top 3 assumptions when the doorbell rings: 1. Murderer 2. Police telling me everyone is dead 3. The book I ordered about positive thinking
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    Font - ravenslunas i hate how reward systems never work for me like i can't just say "if i finish this assignment i can have a cookie" bc my brain is like ".or u could just have one right now" and i can't argue with that logic truestoriesaboutme Self-imposed deadlines don't work either because I know the guy who set them and he's full of shit Source: ravenslunas
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    Facial expression - jess @artinventcr the fact that this man started out in the mcu as just a voice in iron man's suit now he's doing shit like this
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    Vertebrate - camnzr | BLM @CamiloNazar Spongebob is a documentary about working service/retail GALLY GRVB CUASED Are you open? 6:58 PM · 2021-01-26 · Twitter for iPhone 83.3K Retweets 2,443 Quote Tweets 468K Likes
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    Arm - When you're an inflight safety pamphlet designer who definitely knows what babies look like
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    Musical instrument - 5 Big, Bad Caffeinated Dad @CafeinatedBacon Jjwhile my guitar gently meeps...
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    Facial expression - HELLIS HOT DONT BE A THOT JESUS 100
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    Jaw - I was trying to hide from this cat y'all. That1 @raejordanimages Cat: who we hiding from?
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    Organism - raina ... @quakerraina If covid isn't under control in a year l'm gonna get pregnant and start making myself a friend group from scratch 11:34 AM · 1/26/21 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Hairstyle - You The abyss The abyss
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    Hair - Them: if we give poor people money, they'll just spend it. Me, wondering what else they expect us to do with money: V= 3 A = Tr? C=2nr 30° 459 60 fan (0) Nsin xdx- cosx sin dx igx+ C, ros COS tan d Imcosx| + 2x 60 Intg+C 30 xV3 arctg
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    Photograph - When the waitress who said "I'll be right back with your sauce" is walking around the restaurant living her best life @MasiPopal
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    Font - phoenixonwheels Dont Why do people get so weird around wheelchair users? I'm literally just a person sitting down. phoenixonwheels umblrgumblr you're SITTING DOWN and MOVING at the SAME TIME like some kind of WITCH
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    Cartoon - The kid saying that there åre 3 The kid saying states of matter there are 4 states of matter Me who knows that there are 50 states in the US
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    Cat - The one chore Igot done today Me
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    Font - ruby @roobeekeane "If I may play devil's advocate..." - annoying - sneaky - weak - "As a terrible, horrible bastard,I think..." - honest - self-aware - shows a passion for adjectives 12:21 PM · 4/14/20 · Twitter Web App
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    Photograph - the four horseman of learning how long a minute actually is holding your breath exercising loading screens microwaving food 12:08: 重
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    Font - [Overhears anyone mention that something is broken] Dads: WID-40 Plae D
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    Glasses - Eimes imes EARLY CHRISTIANS CHRISTIAN SLATER
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    Cat - :We've worked hard to create this app. Please take a moment to rate us. Apps Me : Never ask again App:
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    Toilet - Every morning the light comes in and my toilet looks beautiful holy shit Please tell me that was an intentional pun
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    Product - oh no! it's the zombie apocalypse! you can only grab 2 items!!! Xanax CAlpranam a minecraft stone sword xanax children's scissors CCER DLALICTS pepsi AVRIL a bepsi an english to australian dictionary avril lavigne 2003 CD "My World" a mario costume mustard a pair of heelies HEINZ YEARD
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    Rectangle - I need advice Nevermind I already did the stupid thing slyoung10: This must be what it's like to be my friend
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    Rectangle - Fot. 123rfcom New difficulties in the Suez Canal. Ships are coming down in more difficult shapes
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    Font - INCE Jersey Jersey Mike's Subs O Mib SUBS @jerseymikes How do you top your sub? Jersey Jersey Mike's Subs O @jerseymikes SUBS blocked. blocked. blocked. youre all blocked.
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    Output device - Alex Taylor @38percentsure My new business cards just arrived. ALEX TAYLOR Please do not contact me. TAYLOR
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    Cartoon - After not working out for 2 days After 10 muscle ups ct 10
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    Hair - Me giving criticism vs receiving criticism
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    Shirt - When you call someone and they don't pick up
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    Forehead - Men's nodding Hey, man, what's up? UP NOD Hey, I need to talk to you. Yo, man, check this girl out! MAN'S MAN'S RIGHT NOD LEFT NOD DOWN NOD Greetings sir. You have my respect.
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    Font - consigliere @moyodre How would you write "I changed a light bulb" on your resume? M @MuyiwaSaka Single-handedly managed the suc- cessful upgrade and deployment of new environmental illumination system with zero cost overruns and zero safety incidents.
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